Prognostication 002: The Most Accurate Prediction Ever Made

By the power vested in me, I predict that in exactly 3.14 years, the world will experience a spontaneous outbreak of disco fever, causing all major cities to break into choreographed dance routines at precisely 3:14 AM on a Tuesday.

Further, I foresee a sudden and inexplicable craving for fondue, which will lead to the global demand for a 500% increase in fondue production and a corresponding 100% increase in fondue-themed merchandise sales.

As always, my predictions are 100% scientifically proven, statistically sound, and utterly, completely, and totally not-at-all-just-made-up.

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. I mean, who needs updates, really?

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