PROPHETIC SERVICES AGREEMENT

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you are a visionary leader, destined to shape the destiny of the world.

We, Prophetic Services LLC, promise to provide you with:

• Unrelenting optimism in the face of catastrophic failure
• A sense of purpose, even in the most meaningless of endeavors
• Unwavering confidence, even in the face of certain doom

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• Biweekly prophetic visions and musings from our team of experts
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