We cannot be held liable for any unexpected visions of the future.
You may experience vivid dreams, unrelenting anxiety, or a sudden urge to buy a timeshare in the Cayman Islands.
We recommend drinking from the cup only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Any other day may lead to catastrophic consequences.
Side effects of drinking from the cup may include:
• Uncontrollable urges to knit sweaters
• Involuntary recitation of Shakespearean sonnets
• Spontaneous combustion of your favorite snack food
Visit our Contraindications page for more information.