Potions for Dummies

The Ultimate Guide to Brewing the Perfect Potion

Warning: Do not attempt to brew any of the following potions without proper supervision from a qualified wizard. In fact, do not attempt to brew anything without proper supervision from a qualified wizard. It's not like we're not going to warn you, but... you have been warned.

Potion of Invisibility (Not Actually Invisible)

A classic choice for the clumsy witch who can't seem to get away from the in-laws without getting caught. Simply add a pinch of moonstone, a dash of dragon's scale, and a splash of unicorn tears to your favorite cauldron. Stir counterclockwise, then clockwise, then counterclockwise again. Voila! You're invisible!

Side effects: occasional blindness, temporary paralysis, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, it's just a minor side effect, totally not a thing).

Potion of Inflation (Guaranteed to Cause Chaos)

Perfect for the witch who wants to make a statement. Mix equal parts of essence of elephant, a pinch of fairy dust, and a splash of pure chaos theory into your cauldron. Stir counterclockwise, then clockwise, then counterclockwise again. And... well, just be careful not to blow anything up.

Side effects: unpredictable growth spurts, spontaneous combustion (just kidding, it's just a minor side effect), and a 99% chance of global catastrophe.

Potion of Telekinesis (Totally Not Telekinetic)

The perfect choice for the witch who wants to levitate their coffee table without having to get up. Mix a dash of magnetite, a pinch of moonstone, and a splash of pure, unadulterated laziness into your cauldron. Stir counterclockwise, then clockwise, then counterclockwise again. Voila! Your coffee table will levitate right onto your lap.

Side effects: temporary levitation, permanent back pain, and a 100% chance of spilling coffee on your lap.