Prophetic Potions

A selection of potions carefully crafted to foretell the future, but also kinda not.

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom

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Drink the Fountain of Youth Prophesize the Weather

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom

A potion guaranteed to foretell the end of the world as we know it.

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom Extra

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom Extra

A more potent version of our popular Kool-Aid of Doom.

Prophesize the Weather

A potion guaranteed to accurately predict the weather, but only for the next 5 minutes.

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom Extra Extra

Because you can never have too much Kool-Aid of Doom.

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom Extra Extra Extra

For the truly committed Kool-Aid of Doom enthusiast.

Drink the Fountain of Youth

A potion guaranteed to make you look like you're 21 again, but only in your mind.

Prophesize the Weather Extra

A more advanced version of our popular Prophesize the Weather potion, with 99.9% accuracy!

Drink the Kool-Aid of Doom Extra Extra Extra

For the truly adventurous Kool-Aid of Doom enthusiast.

Prophesize the Weather Extra Extra

A more advanced version of our popular Prophesize the Weather Extra potion, with 99.99% accuracy!