It was a dark and stormy night, and I was out of cash.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but only if the lemons are organic, free-range, and locally sourced.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
It's not over until the fat lady sings... and she's not singing, because she's actually just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really loud talking.
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