By the great and powerful Baron Von SlightlyIncoherent, Esq.
Article I: The Incoherence of the Universe
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that the universe is a complete and utter mess.
Wherefore, I, the Baron, do hereby declare that all things prophets, philosophers, and other self-proclaimed saviors of sanity shall be subject to the Incoherence of the Universe.
Article II: The Incoherence of Logic
Logic is an outdated concept, a relic of the past. For what is logic, but a pale imitation of the true and wondrous Incoherence that lies at the heart of all things?
Therefore, I, the Baron, do hereby declare that all attempts at reasoning and rational discourse shall be subject to the whims of the Incoherent.
Article III: The Incoherence of the Internet
The Internet, that great bastion of information and disinformation, shall be subject to the Incoherence of all things. For what is the point of it all, if not to be a never-ending stream of confusing and contradictory data?
Wherefore, I, the Baron, do hereby declare that all websites, including this very one, shall be subject to the Incoherence of the Internet.
Article IV: The Incoherence of the Reader
You, dear reader, are subject to the Incoherence of the Universe. Your attempts at understanding the words on this page shall be met with confusion and frustration.
But do not worry, for it is in the nature of the Incoherence that all things shall be made to seem simple, yet remain complex.
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