A fool and his money are soon parted.
When in doubt, throw money at it.
Invest in things you don't understand.
A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny regretted.
There is no such thing as a free lunch, but there is a free credit card.
A penny for your thoughts is not enough.
Buy and sell and trade, but never hold.
Money is the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all happiness.
He who dies with the most toys wins.
Invest in your education, but only after you've invested in your 401(k).
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