Proverbs of Foolish Finance
Investing in the Future: because who needs a stable present, anyway?
Proverb 1: "A penny saved is a penny that will probably just get lost in the couch cushions."
Investing is all about making smart decisions, right? But what's smart if you can't even find the money you had on the couch?
Proverb 2: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the Amazon stock options."
Don't get caught up in get-rich schemes, kids. Stick with what you know: the value of a bird in the hand is priceless.
Proverb 3: "A penny for your thoughts, but only if they're about the Dow Jones, or else it's just a nickel."
Be smart, be frugal, be foolish. Only share your valuable thoughts with us if they're worth more than five cents.