In a world where existence is a never-ending cycle of growth and decay, one must be ruthless in one's approach to trimming the fat. PruningPocalypse Pruning Protocol is here to guide you through the process of shedding what's unnecessary, making way for the new and improved.
Step 1: Identify the Unnecessary
- Is that aunt at Thanksgiving too much?
- Are those 3000 unread emails really worth the bandwidth?
- Do you really need that extra 10 minutes of sleep?
Step 2: Prune with Precision
Using a combination of brutal honesty and surgical precision, remove the dead weight and make way for the new and improved.
Step 3: Repeat as Necessary
Pruning is a process, not an event. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you've reached the desired level of existence.
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