Pun-filled FAQs

Q: Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

A: Because it had fowl breath! And also, it had a lot of egg-xpectations about what the doctor could do for it. But let's be real, it was just a fowl temper and needed a little "tweaking."

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus! But don't worry, it's not the end of the world, it's just a byte-sized problem.

Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?

A: Because it got mugged!

You may be a little "busted" on these puns, but don't worry, we've got the cream in the pun-filled FAQ jar!