Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired

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What do you call a group of cows taking a music exam?

A moo-sical

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

A bull in a china shop

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