Punishers of the C: Our Manifesto

Welcome, fellow punishers! We, the Punitors of the C, have gathered here today to declare our unrelenting disdain for all things grammatically correct, syntactically sound, and aesthetically pleasing.

We demand a world where semicolons are used only for punctuation, where colons are used only for titles, and where the only acceptable form of communication is through the use of Comic Sans.

We reject the bland, the boring, and the beige. We will not rest until our message is heard, until our demands are met, and until the world is a better place - a place of unapologetic, ungrammatical chaos.

Our Demands:

• Use of the Oxford comma as a weapon
• The Right to Use all Caps in Headlines
• The Inalienable Right to Use a Space between Sentences when you feel like it

We will not be silenced. We will not be tamed. We will not be grammatically corrected.

Join us, fellow Punishers of the C. Let us make our mark on this world!