Punishment Page

Here you'll find a list of punishments for those who dare to enter this site.

• Excessive Use of Capitalization
• Overly Complex Sentence Structure
• Incoherent Stream of Consciousness Ranting
• Excessive Use of Colon Combinations
• Unnecessary Use of Sarcasm

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this page may lead to:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Severe face-palming
• Uncontrollable urges to create an escape plan

Click on a link to proceed at your own risk!