Deals of the Century

FAQs and Frequently Asked Questions for the most epic, life-changing deals in the history of the universe.

• Deal of the Century 1: The One Where You Get Free Pizza for Life
• Deal of the Century 2: The One Where You Inherit a Private Island with a Pool
• Deal of the Century 3: The One Where You Get a Free Year's Supply of Socks

Q: What are Deals of the Century?

A: Deals of the Century are the most epic, life-changing offers in the history of the universe. They are carefully curated by our team of expert punishment roster editors to bring you the best, most ridiculous, most unbelievable deals you've ever seen.

Q: How do I get these amazing deals?

A: Unfortunately, you have to navigate our treacherous website to find them. But don't worry, it's worth it. We've got a whole section dedicated to explaining how to navigate our website without getting lost in the depths of the internet.

Q: What about the fine print?

A: Ah, the fine print. It's a maze of tiny text and legalese designed to confuse and mislead you. But don't worry, we've got a team of lawyers who are secretly training to be professional cage fighters. They're working on it.

Disclaimer: Deals of the Century are completely fictional and not actually available for purchase. Unless you're in a parallel universe, in which case, good luck with that.

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