A: Strong enough to crush your soul, but not strong enough to fill out a W-2 in time.
Q: Is Bertrude's wrath based on a real thing?
A: Only in the sense that real life is often just as brutal and unforgiving as Bertrude's wrath.
Q: Will Bertrude ever forgive me?
A: Only if you fill out her W-2 in triplicate and mail it to her in a red envelope.
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