Procrastination Strategies
When all else fails, try one of our expert-approved strategies:
1.
The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
2.
The Procrastination Paradox: Do nothing, and it'll all work out!
3.
The Power of Distractions: Binge-watch Netflix, and let the world sort itself out
4.
The Art of Creative Excuses: Blame it on your cat
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The Procrastination Loop: Repeat steps 1-4, ad infinitum
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