The Punishment Roster is a comprehensive list of punishments for those who have wronged us.
A: Check out our History of Punishment for more information.We have a wide range of punishments, from the classic "Staring-at-the-wall-for-8-hours-straight" to the more exotic "Forced-Watching-of-an-Eternal-Loop-of-Cat-Videos".
B: Learn more about Cat Vids.No, you can't. You're in this for life. Don't bother trying to escape.
C: Don't even try, but if you must, here's a useless Escape Plan.