PunishmentRoster: FAQ - Will I get punished?
Q: Will I get punished?
A: Oh, probably. The PunishmentRoster is a highly unreliable system. Our AI-powered overlords have a 99.99% chance of misidentifying your actions as "severe infractions."
- Q: What if I appeal the decision?
- A: You'll have to fill out a form in triplicate, write an essay, and perform an interpretive dance for the judges.
- Q: Can I opt out of the PunishmentRoster?
- A: Ha! You think you're that special? We've got a "Special Snowflake" program for the truly exceptional among you. It'll cost an arm and a leg, and a few of your firstborn children.
- Learn more about Special Snowflakes
Disclaimer: PunishmentRoster is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our actions.