Q: Why do we have a roster of punishments?
A: Because, let's be real, someone needs to keep you in line.
Q: What happens if I disobey the roster?
A: Well, that's a bit of a sticky situation.
Q: What kind of situation?
A: Let's just say you'll be having a chat with our lovely HR manager, Bertrude.
Q: Bertrude? Who's that?
A: Oh, don't you worry, she's a sweetheart. She'll have you signing away in no time. More on Bertrude
Bertrude is our HR manager extraordinaire. Don't be afraid, she just wants to... "motivate" you.
She has a Ph.D. in The Art of the Deal.
Bertude's thesis on The Art of the Deal was a real page-turner.
It's a real masterpiece. You might even learn something.