Welcome to Quantitative Easing Group Therapy

Where we'll ease the pain of economic uncertainty with excessive monetary policy.

Are you tired of the economy going off the rails? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of financial woe? Join us for a group therapy session where we'll inject a healthy dose of cash into your system.

In our sessions, you'll learn how to tame the beast of quantitative easing, soothe your savage economic jitters, and emerge from our sessions feeling more confident and in control.

Don't let the economy get the best of you! Join us today and start easing your financial worries.