Quantum Latte
A blend of locally sourced, quantum-entangled coffee beans, roasted to perfection to create a cup of coffee that defies the laws of physics.
Satisfies your caffeine cravings while reconfiguring your molecular structure
May be used as a tool for interdimensional travel or as a placebo for existential dread
Has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, but don't worry, it's just a side effect.