Because sometimes your particles get all tangled up.
At Quantum Entanglement Insurance Company, we've got you covered when your particles get all tangled up. Don't worry about those pesky wave functions, we've got a policy for that.
Our Particle Insurance Policy will cover you for all sorts of particle-related mishaps, including but not limited to:
And don't even get us started on our Quantum Entanglement Indemnity Policy. That's a whole other story.
If you're feeling all entangled and unsure, click on one of the links above to learn more.