Quantum fluctuations are like tiny, invisible socks. They come and go as they please, often leaving you with a mismatched pair.
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Did you hear about the quantum fluctuation that just showed up at the local coffee shop? It was all like "I'm not just a fluctuation, I'm a REAL coffee connoisseur!"
Quantum Self-Help Fluctuation Philosophy 101