Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome

A mysterious affliction affecting the fabric of reality.

You are experiencing a severe case of Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome.

Symptoms include:

Randomly appearing and disappearing objects
Time dilation
Unreliable causality
Inexplicable connections to parallel universes

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