Welcome to the Quantum Induction Paradox Procrastination, where the laws of physics no longer apply, and the only constant is your crippling anxiety about meeting the deadline for your physics paper.
Dude, I've got a time loop going on in here!, where you can explore the infinite recursion of your procrastination and wonder if you'll ever get out of this never-ending loop.
I've got a quantum superposition going on in my brain, and it's giving me the anxiety of a lifetime!, where we delve into the strange implications of quantum mechanics on your ability to focus.
Don't worry, I'm just experiencing the infinite multiverse of possibilities... and I'm never going to get anything done!, where we explore the infinite branches of procrastination and the inevitable collapse of your social life.