Welcome to Quantum Non-Locality Scanning Service

We scan the cosmos for the most elusive, the most obscure, and the most utterly bewildering phenomena.

Our team of expert non-locals have been trained in the art of finding things that are not where they are supposed to be.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Quantum Reality Distortion simulator.

Disclaimer: Our scans may cause temporary rifts in the fabric of space-time. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential dread.