Welcome, novice tunnelers! In this esteemed course, we'll delve into the fundamentals of quantum tunneling, that most esoteric of meditation techniques.
Through a series of rigorous exercises and theoretical frameworks, you'll learn to harness the power of quantum superposition, entanglement, and wave-particle duality to achieve a state of profound inner peace.
By the end of Session 101, you'll be able to:
- Tune into the quantum frequency of the universe
- Visualize the probabilistic landscape of existence
- Transcend the boundaries of classical reasoning