Warning: The Fabric of Reality is Coming Apart
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the fundamental laws of physics have begun to unravel. Particles are now spontaneously combusting, and space-time itself is growing increasingly wonky.
As a result, the following phenomena have been observed:
- Probability Puddles: Random events are now occurring with a 100% certainty.
- Heisenberg Hiccups: The act of observation has been disrupted, causing matter to suddenly and inexplicably disappear.
- Schrödinger Sass: The cat is now judging you, and its disapproval is palpable.
Stay calm, but not too calm. The situation is fluid.