A Guide to the Inconsequential Universe

Welcome to the Quantum Woosle Philosophy, where the meaning of life is as fleeting as a particle decaying in a supercollider.

Or, as we like to say, "The universe is like a box of cereal: it's all about the contents, man."

Our philosophy is based on the principles of:

1. Everything is connected, yet nothing is actually connected at all.

It's like that time you spilled coffee on your shirt, and then suddenly the cat appeared out of nowhere to lick up the stain. Coincidence? Fate? The Multiverse's way of telling you to wear a sweater?

Stay tuned for more existential dread, and maybe a few good jokes.