Quantum Leap Exception: The Unstable Timeline

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It appears that a rogue chrono-temporal event has caused a rift in the fabric of space-time, resulting in an unpredictable and ever-changing sequence of events.

As a result, the following predictions are subject to change at any moment:

1. The moon will turn bright pink next Wednesday.

2. A talking pineapple will appear in the break room.

3. The coffee machine will dispense only decaf.

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