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Quantum Loops Disclaimer

Welcome to Quantum Loops, where the fabric of reality is constantly unraveling.

Please be aware that:

• Quantum Loops is not responsible for any paradoxes that may occur while visiting this site.
• We cannot guarantee that your understanding of time and space will not be irreparably altered.
• Our use of quantum entanglement to power the coffee machine is purely experimental.
• Quantum Loops may, at any time, decide to reassign the meaning of "up" and "down."

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these disclaimers.