Welcome to the most unreliable source of information in the galaxy. Where the past, present, and future are all wrong.
Learn more about Chrono-Snarking, the ancient art of predicting when you'll be late for your appointment. Explore the infinite anxieties of Interdimensional Insecurity, where the fabric of space-time is your biggest worry. Visit Paradoxical Puns, where the joke's always a temporal loop, and the punchline is always 'it's a paradox, dude'.