Quantum Snarkiness in Space

Warning: the following information may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or uncontrollable snarkiness.

Quantum Snarkiness in Space is a phenomenon where particles exhibit a tendency to be simultaneously existent and non-existent, like a cosmic game of quantum hide-and-seek.

Causes of Quantum Snarkiness in Space:

• Unstable dimensional fabric
• Uncontrollable particle fluctuations
• Unreliable narrators

Symptoms of Quantum Snarkiness in Space:

• Existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable snarkiness

What to do if you're experiencing Quantum Snarkiness in Space:

• Consult a qualified Quantum Snarkiness specialist
• Practice safe snarkiness techniques
• Engage in rigorous mental gymnastics to maintain sanity