Quantum Superposition Syndrome: Symptoms

Multiple Reality Overlap

You experience multiple parallel universes existing within the same physical space, causing you to simultaneously see multiple versions of the same thing. It's like having multiple TVs playing the same show, but with different endings.

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Causality Loops

You keep reliving the same 5 minutes over and over, stuck in a time loop of your own making. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more existential dread.

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Quantum Fluctuations

Your body randomly changes color, shape, or size due to the unpredictable nature of quantum mechanics. It's like being a human Kaleidoscope.

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