You're having a quarter-life crisis, aren't you? The world is moving on without you, and you're still stuck in a rut. It's like your life is a never-ending episode of "The Sims" but without the satisfaction of building a virtual dream house.
Well, fear not, dear quarter-life crisis sufferer! We've got the solution right here: Analysis Paralysis. It's like, uh, analysis, but for life! You know, instead of actually doing something, you just sit on the couch and think about how you should do something, but then you think some more and... well, you get the idea.