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Quarterly Review 2023: A Year of Chaos
Management Report: A Year of Chaos
Executive Summary
Key Takeaways:
- We survived the apocalypse, barely.
- The coffee machine broke, and we had to use a manual drip.
- Someone ate the last donut, and it was not me.
Departmental Reports
Marketing:
- We sold out of our stock of "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
- Our social media manager got fired for posting too many cat pictures.
Development:
- We finally deployed the new website, and it still works!
- Our lead dev got a haircut that looked suspiciously like a failed science experiment.
Quarterly Goals
Next Quarter:
- Reach 100,000 likes on our "I'm with stupid" t-shirt post.
- Get the coffee machine fixed, or just buy everyone a coffee.
- Find the person who ate the last donut and make them pay.
Subpages:
Marketing-Blunders
Dev-Saga