I am the Queen of the Fold, ruler of the crumpled masses. My kingdom is a land of twisted, turned-up sheets and rumpled blankets.
My powers are many. I can fold a fitted sheet in under 30 seconds, and my reign has been marked by a series of brilliant laundry triumphs.
My most famous exploit was the Folding of the Century, where I folded 100 fitted sheets in one hour, setting a new world record.
My kingdom is not without its challenges. The Ironer, a dark lord of the land, seeks to undermine my authority with his pesky creases and his dreaded steam-iron.
Learn more about the Ironer's evil plans