Prophet Mo's Quill of Dramatic Surprise

Welcome to the lair of the most unpredictable prophet in all the land! Here, the quills flow like rivers of dramatic surprise.

Cast a spell with me! Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Quill of Serendipitous Doom.

I prophesize that you will be surprised. Like, actually surprised. Like, your eyes-rolling-back-in-your-head, can't-believe-I-just-saw-that surprised.

Here, the quills are mightier than the sword, and the drama is always real.

But, if you're feeling quiet, I've got just the thing.

Prophet Mo, Lord of the Quills, King of the Dramatic Surprise. May your quills be ever in your favor.

Puns, you say? I've got a few.