Welcome to Prophet Sam's Quill Wielding Services

Expertly crafted prophecies for the modern prophet on-the-go. Our quills are hand-forged, our divination unparalleled.

We offer:

Divination Services - Get the inside scoop on your enemies, allies, and snacks.
Quill Maintenance - We'll sharpen your quill to a razor's edge, no questions asked.
Prophetic Tours - Explore the hidden corners of your own destiny with our expert guidance.