Welcome to the Neo-Brutalist Handbook for the Utterly Confused

Where rules are made to be broken, but only if you're feeling brave.

Rule 1: Don't touch the dial Rule 2: Don't @ me on Twitter Rule 3: Always wear your best

Rule 1: Don't touch the dial

Unless you're a dialer, in which case, go ahead and dial it.

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any dial-related damage

Rule 2: Don't @ me on Twitter

We're not saying you're a troll, but... actually, we totally are.

Rule 3: Always wear your best

Because, priorities, people!