Time-Wasting Tactics

By the great master, Balthazar McSnookum

Welcome, time-wasters! This is the definitive guide to doing the bare minimum and achieving the art of doing absolutely nothing. Here, you'll find the most effective techniques to waste time, procrastinate, and generally annoy your coworkers and loved ones.

Mastering the basics

Learn the fundamentals of time-wasting, including:

• Procrastination techniques
• YouTube Browsing Tactics
• Time-Wasting Games

Intermediate techniques

Once you've mastered the basics, take it to the next level with:

• Reading Random Stories
• Scrolling Through Feeds
• Watching The Weather

Advanced techniques

For the truly elite time-wasters:

• Cartooning
• Font Toyin'
• Overthinking The Same Joke