Random Occurrences

Random Events

Random Happenstances

Today, the probability of a cat falling down an elevator shaft is 100%.

In a shocking turn of events, the sky turned bright pink for exactly 3.5 seconds this morning.

Someone, somewhere, is currently eating a sandwich. The probability of this occurring is 98%.

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