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Bare-Minimum-Beneficence: The Art of Doing Just Enough

Welcome to the land of 'just getting by'!

Here at Bare-Minimum-Beneficence, we're proud to offer the bare essentials. Our motto? 'Doing just enough, because that's all you really need.' Our services include:

Not bothering to iron your clothes, because who needs that?
Eating ramen noodles for dinner every night, because why not?
Leaving your dirty dishes for someone else to clean, because that's not your job.
Only doing 30 minutes of exercise a week, because 31 is just too much.

Don't just take our word for it! Check out our Case Studies of people who've achieved true success with our bare-minimum approach!

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, just read our Slacker's Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum for some inspiration.