Flamingo Traffic Rules

Chapter 1: The Rules of the Forest

When approaching the Flamingo Forest, please follow these simple rules:

<ul> <li>Do not feed the flamingos.
</li> <li>Do not take selfies with the flamingos without permission from the Flamingo Union.
</li> <li>Do not attempt to ride the flamingos. They are not horses, nor are they unicycles.
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Failure to comply with these rules will result in:

<ul> <li>Forced viewing of our embarrassing flamingo dance videos.
</li> <li>Forfeiting all snacks for a minimum of 3 days.
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Chapter 2: Flamingo-Friendly Businesses

We have partnered with the following Flamingo-Friendly businesses to bring you the best possible experience:

<a href="https://flamingo-florist.com/" target="_blank">Flamingo Florist: Because who doesn't love a good flower arrangement?
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<a href="https://flamingo-funeralh.com/" target="_blank">Flamingo Funeral Home: Because death is just a natural part of life... in the forest.
</a>

<a href="https://flamingo-fitness.com/" target="_blank">Flamingo Fitness: Where you can get your feathers in shape, literally!
</a>

Chapter 3: Flamingo-Forecast

Our expert team of Flamingo Meteorologists have predicted:

<ul> <li>Today: 100% Chance of Sunshine, 0% Chance of Sanity
</li> <li>Tomorrow: 50% Chance of Showers, 100% Chance of Flamingo Impromptu Dance Parties
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