Today's featured product is...
G'lunkian's Gloopernacks are the perfect solution for when you want to make a statement with your snack game!
These tiny, edible, and utterly useless gloopy balls of goo are made from the finest imported G'lunkian mud and are guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends!
Side effects may include: spontaneous outbursts of joy, temporary loss of taste, and an increased risk of getting stuck in your teeth.
Learn more about G'lunkian's Gloopernacks!
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