Getting Permanently Lost in Nowheresville

Where the roads all look like rabbit holes, and the maps are all like, "Oh, you're close, you're close, NO YOU'RE NOT."

Getting Permanently Confused in Nowheresville

How to Get Lost in Nowheresville

Take a deep breath, and then take another step. Repeat this process until you are lost in an infinite loop of identical streets.

Visit our Random Walk Tips and Tricks page for more information on optimal lostness.

Don't forget to bring a map, but it'll probably just get you more lost.

Or, you know, just follow the sound of sirens, but they might be just sirens.

Nowheresville: Where the lost get lost, and the found get lost again.

Getting Permanently Found in Nowheresville