Are you ready for the unvarnished truth? Are you prepared to face the harsh realities of a world in which the snacks just aren't getting replenished as quickly as you'd like?
Then welcome to Why We Just Can't Seem To Stock The Pantries, a place where the bread is always stale, and the canned goods are as plentiful as the tears in your eyes.
We Will Not Be Moved to the whims of your empty stomach. The famine will not be silenced, and neither will we.But wait, there's hope! For in a world where the snacks are scarce, the art of Snack It To Me has never been more vibrant. Come for the existential crisis, stay for the artisanal jam-making.
We Will Not Be Moved to the whims of your empty stomach.
And for those with an adventurous spirit and a penchant for the absurd: Desperately Seeking Snacks.