FREE FOOD TRUCKS!

Today's Random Acts of God

• A random act of God: A kitten appears in your bathtub, demanding to be fed.
• A random act of God: Your favorite video game controller suddenly works perfectly, but your favorite video game is stuck on a loop.
• A random act of God: The toilet paper in your home becomes sentient, demanding to be folded into origami shapes.

Enjoy your free snacks!

Menu of free food available for the taking.

(Note: Food truck is not actually free. It's just called "free" because the owner is a liar.)