You've come here to indulge in the pure, unadulterated joy of self-obsession. And, honestly, you're not alone.
We've got a whole section dedicated to your favorite pastime: Clicking on your self!
You know what's more fun than clicking? Clicking on your self! It's like the world's most satisfying game of " Simon Says"! "Click on your self! Click on your self! Click on your self!"
Don't forget to try the special "Mirror, Mirror" feature, where you get to see yourself click away like a digital Narcissus!
But wait, there's more! We've also got: Procrastination Station where you can indulge in the art of doing nothing productive at all!
And, if you're feeling really self-indulgent, try our Indulge In Indifference page, where you can wallow in the pure, unadulterated nothingness of it all!